Big Dogs Anonymous

Hi, I’m Patrick and I’m a yip-dog hater,

“Hi, Patrick.”

I have to admit, I’ve had a relapse. I fell off the Big-Dog wagon.

But the yip-dog was so cute. And she snuggled right up to me. And she was soft. She was almost like a cat – in fact, my daughter has cats that are probably bigger than this dog.

It wasn’t a REAL dog. A REAL dog is a dog that you can body slam.

But I did stroke her. It was a “slip.”

I will take my white chip and pledge to only be friendly to REAL dogs from now on.

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