Hi, I’m Patrick and I’m a yip-dog hater,
I have to admit, I’ve had a relapse. I fell off the Big-Dog wagon.
But the yip-dog was so cute. And she snuggled right up to me. And she was soft. She was almost like a cat – in fact, my daughter has cats that are probably bigger than this dog.
It wasn’t a REAL dog. A REAL dog is a dog that you can body slam.
But I did stroke her. It was a “slip.”
I will take my white chip and pledge to only be friendly to REAL dogs from now on.